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Skrevet - 23 Feb 2012 : 11:55:30
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Bent ville gerne have sex med en af de unge piger på hans arbejde, men hun havde desværre allerede en kæreste. Jeg giver dig 1000 kr. hvis bare jeg får lov til at have sex med dig, sagde han, men hun sagde nej. Han prøvede igen: Jeg er hurtig! - Jeg smider pengene på gulvet, du bukker dig ned, og jeg er færdig, når du har samlet dem op. Hun ringede til sin kæreste og fortalte ham hele historien. Kæresten sagde: Bed ham om 2000 kr. og saml dem op så hurtig, at han end ikke når at komme ud af sine bukser. Hun gjorde som kæresten havde foreslået, og Bent accepterede tilbuddet med de 2000 kr. Efter 45 minutter ringede kæresten til hende og spurgte: - Hvad skete der? Hun svarede: - DEN SATAN, HAN BETALTE MED MØNTER!
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[+35]Butter[Wa]
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Skrevet - 23 Feb 2012 : 12:01:05
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Haha den kan da bruges i det virkelige liv :) |
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Skrevet - 23 Feb 2012 : 15:57:44
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 Solen skinner månen lyser det pis regner og knald fryser. |
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[+35]Jumpman
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Skrevet - 23 Feb 2012 : 16:41:25
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he he |


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Skrevet - 23 Feb 2012 : 17:54:31
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Ja han er en idiot ham Bent,han brugte den også på mig:::::::::::::::::: |
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Skrevet - 23 Feb 2012 : 20:44:56
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 Solen skinner månen lyser det pis regner og knald fryser. |
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[+35]EnTo[Wa]
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Skrevet - 23 Feb 2012 : 20:46:54
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hver sin smag |
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[+35]Degu
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Skrevet - 23 Feb 2012 : 20:56:28
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Hvor mange kr. var det så i alt rekop? :D |
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[+35]Jumpman
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Skrevet - 23 Feb 2012 : 21:26:24
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I rekop's tilfælde smed han en mill så det varede resten af måneden he he |


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[+35]Rekop
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Skrevet - 23 Feb 2012 : 21:27:55
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Tæller stadig.Kun et par uger siden han smed dem.... |
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[+35]Degu
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Skrevet - 23 Feb 2012 : 21:45:39
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Er det ikke svært at skrive på forum imens? :D |
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[+35]Rekop
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Skrevet - 23 Feb 2012 : 22:10:11
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os tøsser vi kan multitarsk ved du nok......krone 1,krone 2,krone 3,krone(prut)4,krone 5 krone osv osv osv |
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[+35]Degu
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Skrevet - 23 Feb 2012 : 22:40:01
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lol |
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[+35]TudeFjæs[WA]
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Skrevet - 24 Feb 2012 : 16:53:05
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LOL mums xD |
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Den_sorte_ninja
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Skrevet - 27 Feb 2012 : 18:09:19
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quote: Oprindeligt skrevet af [+35]Degu
Er det ikke svært at skrive på forum imens? :D
iphone;)
lol nice vits |
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